Parker ([personal profile] thepawfectcrime) wrote2014-12-06 07:33 pm

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[ Oh look! The newlyweds are coming to find you.


Hopefully when you're alone!



In the wife's hands are . . . piping fresh goat's cheese, caramelized organic onions, and brazed kale mini-quiches. ]
vanillain: (wha)

[personal profile] vanillain 2014-12-07 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Food :V]

Hey guys. What's up?
vanillain: (Everyone else has had more sex than me)

[personal profile] vanillain 2014-12-07 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Sure? I'm 22?
vanillain: (Greenest of stages)

[personal profile] vanillain 2014-12-07 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks.

So what can I do for you? If you're here for weed, we don't have any yet.
defenceservice: (I got a faint smell of cheap perfume)

[personal profile] defenceservice 2014-12-07 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Thing is, we know you're a demon. We're making contact 'cause we want to join up all official.
defenceservice: (For a guitar and some broken yellow line)

[personal profile] defenceservice 2014-12-07 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
So you just tell us who the others are, and we'll make sure we stay away from them overnight.

And you get some mini-quiche.
vanillain: (I hate you)

[personal profile] vanillain 2014-12-07 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck off! I don't want your damn mini-quiche, heathens!
vanillain: (Hate your bike)

[personal profile] vanillain 2014-12-07 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Bullshit! You got nothing on me.
defenceservice: (For a guitar and some broken yellow line)

[personal profile] defenceservice 2014-12-07 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
You wanna put your word up against the Seer's?
vanillain: (How to kill just about everyone)

[personal profile] vanillain 2014-12-07 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Spoken like you actually have the Seer's word! But since all you've got is your asshole where your mouth is supposed to be, I'll put my word wherever I like!
defenceservice: (I was down in whiskey river)

[personal profile] defenceservice 2014-12-07 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[glances at Parker with an unspoken question]
vanillain: (whoaaa)

[personal profile] vanillain 2014-12-07 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
What. What was that supposed to be?
defenceservice: (For them roundtable boys)

[personal profile] defenceservice 2014-12-07 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Right - that's not what I meant!
defenceservice: (That can't get the story right.")

[personal profile] defenceservice 2014-12-07 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
I meant I think he's clean, all right?
vanillain: (Just give up)

[personal profile] vanillain 2014-12-07 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously? Is this really how you're going about it? You idiots are going to get yourself coma'd like that.
defenceservice: (I was down in whiskey river)

[personal profile] defenceservice 2014-12-07 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you worry about us.
vanillain: (Hate romance. Hate wearin' pants.)

[personal profile] vanillain 2014-12-07 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you worry, I'm not. I only care about me, my useless husband, and Our Lady.
defenceservice: (For a guitar and some broken yellow line)

[personal profile] defenceservice 2014-12-07 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Then we want the same things.
vanillain: (Embrace your hate. Hate tastes great.)

[personal profile] vanillain 2014-12-07 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Dead demons?